that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
