4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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