If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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