hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You were trust falling into bushes
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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