walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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