It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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