I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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