all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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