Walk of Shame. In a state park.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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