??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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