Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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