Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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