so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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