that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just gift wrapped bread.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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