he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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