You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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