maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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