I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
And then he peed in my hair
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