after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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