My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just want to make out with him forever
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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