This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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