Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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