i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Quick, to the slutcave!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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