thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
time to smoke my breakfast
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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