i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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