Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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