I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Randomize