I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
