Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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