ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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