no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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