remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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