I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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