dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car