Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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