Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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