You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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