We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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