what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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