: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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