you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i just made my gag reflex go away.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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