And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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