you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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