I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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