it hurts more in the daytime
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
