At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
True college students do jello shots in the library
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
