yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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