There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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