____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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