Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Can Purell be used as lube?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Randomize
