Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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