Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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