Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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