Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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