I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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