how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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